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Your place on the web for outspoken,
enlightening, and environmentally friendlier bumperstickers made
I have been waiting for many years to be able to offer a bumpersticker collection printed on something other than vinyl, considered the most toxic plastic.* That time has finally arrived and my stickers are printed on a great non-vinyl plastic adhesive stock that seems to work even better than vinyl. Of course, my keen insights into the Ronald Reagan and George Herbert Walker Bush presidencies and the Contract on America are no longer particularly timely but there’s more political nonsense going on now than ever, so I’m in business, baby! * http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/toxics/polyvinyl-chloride/the-poison-plastic GET YOUR OWN IDEAS!
And
make up your own phrases and bumperstickers
(and we might even sell them here at EcoBumperStickers.com -- and you can even make some money on them!!!)
We are always looking
for creative and clever new sticker ideas. Be in
touch. (ideas@ecobumperstickers.com)
THE FINE PRINT LEGAL NOTICE (RIGHT UP FRONT):
The ideas and products were developed by EcoBumperStickers, LLC and
EcoBumperStickers.com. They are NOT to be copied or utilized for any other
purpose. There may be no use of any of the copyrighted and/or trademarked ideas
and/or products contained herein without the
expressed, written consent of EcoBumperStickers, LLC. Any infringement will be dealt with through all available means, including prosecution to the fullest extent of the law. ECO-NOMICAL (PRICING) I’ve tried to keep the prices respectful so that you can afford to buy many stickers for you and your friends. If you’ve had an idea or fifty for a bumpersticker, I may even be able to carry yours on this site and you can make a few dollars on your creativity. Or just give me the idea and I’ll just make money on it (or not). STICKERS ONLY $2.00 EACH -
SHIPPING & HANDLING JUST $2.00 ANY QUANTITY CARRY OUR STICKERS — THEY AIN’T HEAVY (WHOLESALE PRICING) Please be in contact (wholesale@ecobumperstickers.com or 1-800-519-1009) to discuss carrying your favorites from the EcoBumperSticker.com lines as part of your retail or online business. I can try to get the price down low enough so that you can still keep your retail prices on the EcoBumperSticker line respectful, like I'm trying to do. It's kind of like desserts being in the $5.50+ range nowadays — it's just too much (much as I love dessert)! A freekin' bumpersticker shouldn't cost as much as lunch. And there are places on the web where it's about $4.95 for a sticker! Remember, "Eco" stands for "economical", too. YOUR MESSAGE HERE (AFFORDABLE CUSTOM STICKERS) Would you like to have your own supply of a sticker that you have always or just dreamed of — great for parties — political, wedding or birthday! Please send an e-mail (custom@ecobumperstickers.com) or call (1-800-519-1009) to discuss what you have in mind. The great thing about EcoBumperStickers is that we can produce small volume custom bumper stickers at reasonable prices. You don't have to have 1000 stickers to make it worthwhile. You can do something on a lark or even a wren and just print up a handful. There will be a small set-up charge if we agree to do the deal which will also depend on a number of legal criteria.
EYEBROW-RAISING FUNDRAISER STICKERS
"You can FUNDRAISE for
your organization with these off-beat bumpersticker
ideas of your own. We'll do the best we can for the
quantity you want and then you can sell them for
whatever you want. Buy 100 and sell them for $5 each and
raise $500. Sell them for $100 each and make $10,000!
(minus production costs, or course)  Find a local hill or slight incline or mound in your general vicinity — we'll make our famous "THIS CAR CLIMBED... WHATEVER". It could even be architectural in nature "THIS CAR CLIMBED YOUR TOWN HALL".
Feeling a bit creeped out by the NUKE-ULAR power plant in your backyard? Here’s a fun sticker for you to make some money with (hopefully to bring awareness to the dangers of NUKE-ULAR power (other than the mispronunciation of it — you know, if you can’t say “nuclear” (new-clear), you shouldn’t be allowed to blow up other countries with it). “I VISITED (your local nuclear power plant) AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS NASTY RASH”.
Red states give you the willies? Concerned that if you look at someone crosswise that they’re gonna blow your head off — and get away with it? Howsabout... “I SHOT SOMETHING THAT BUGGED ME IN NEW HAMPSHIRE — or your own or nearby red state”. GUARANTEE SCHMARANTEE I provide the following guarantee — since I cannot really guarantee the EcoBumperSticker.com’s performance based on the great number of factors involved — what with the weather, treatment of the product and choice and preparation of placement and so on and so forth — but I can provide a replacement sticker of the same kind if you feel that it has not met with your satisfaction. These stickers may not last quite until the end of eternity (which may be next week at this rate) like the vinyl could — but they’re not vinyl and they’re trying as hard as they can, so give ‘em a break! They’re a heckuva lot better than the paper ones I used to photocopy decades ago that would turn to mush in about a week. And, besides, these non-vinyl stickers look much better than the vinyl proto-stickers I’ve been testing. SHOW US YOUR BUMPER!
Send us your photos for
our EcoBumperSticker.com Adherents’ Gallery — take a
picture of one of EcoBumperSticker.com’s stickers in its
final destination and make it as ironic and/or
interesting a photo and setting as possible — or not!
But still legal — that's important, they tell me. Please
send files as jpegs no larger than 280 x 72 pixels. Posting will be at the
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